I'm 22, live in Ireland and I'm currently in college.
so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god
I keep thinking working out and getting a hot bod is going to make me more attractive but then I think about how that didn’t work out for Perez Hilton he still nasty af
that man is ugly to the core though, every time he speaks he compounds the ugly with even uglier words
some cute GLaDOS quotes because i can think of nothing more important
15 seconds of all the songs I could find that sync with this gif